In order to avoid confusion and false accusations of certain posts' true origins, from now on Jer will be writing all of his posts with a stunning blue, while Kasie will be using spectacular green. Color is a wonderful thing.
"All I want is a womb with a view." (Don't worry, he was just teasing!)
Jer: "I love this drive, it is so oceanicious." Kasie: "Oceanlicious?" Jer: "No, oceanicious, meaning it is all wavy and stuff. Oceanlicious means that you are in the ocean and feeling delicious, like yum, I am so oceanlicious."
Kasie: "How do you like my new hair color?" Jer: "I love it. You are way hotter than my wife." "Everyone, I mean everyone, likes me. I even like me. I think it is impossible not to like me!"
"VHS: The New Pornography. It's Nothing But Smut."
In response to watching a movie in a non-digital theater, "I apologize that your ocular sensations won't be tickled by this production."
" My picture inspires failure and loss of bladder control in adolescent girls."
Kasie: "Since my major is English, I have always wished you would leave me love letters around the house." Jer: "Well, my major is Biology. Why don't you leave me love letters around the house and i'll leave you weird strains of bacteria."
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Good Idea!
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