What? A Post!

I haven't posted in FOR-freakin-Ever and I sincerely apologize to anyone is bored to enough to actually read this blog. It seemed as if I was destined to postpone my blogging posts until after the semester was over, but, alas, the stars aligned and fate stepped in to ensure a post for your blogging pleasure. One of my English major friends tagged me and, while I would love to say that I am too old for peer pressure, I just cannot resist a tag. So . . .

7 random/weird facts about me (evil laugh). Be prepared, these are not for the faint at heart!

1 - I have very little cartilage in my nose and can seriously squish it all the way down to my face - seriously. It is pretty freaky looking, but I can move my nose any which way you want!

2 - I strongly dislike all dogs, cats, birds, fish, horses, cows, and babies (as in human ones). Basically, I just don't like anything that is alive except for humans past the age of 14. I know, I am weird. I don't know what it is, but they are all just so smelly, needy, pushy, loud, and frightening.

3 - I have a dead person's bone in my leg. I had a bone transplant in high school and now am the proud owner of someone's long forgotten bone. The weird thing is that I hated peanut butter before the surgery, and now I love it!

4 - I have a crazy obsession with serial killers. I find them fascinating! The more gruesome, the better!

5 - When I was little, I didn't hold teddy bears for comfort, I did it so that if someone broke into my house, they would take the bear and not me. That's right. I would pretended to love my stuffed animals just so I could sacrifice them in case of an emergency. I also did this with my little sister (She always had to sleep closest to the door).

6 - I am afraid of heights - kinda. I am NOT afraid of airplanes, roller coasters, tall buildings, steep ledges, or balconies, but I am deathly afraid of the monkey bars, ladders, and Ferris Wheels.

7 - I will be extremely disappointed if I don't die in some horribly tragic way. I think the ultimate way to day would be to go on a cruise, have a terrible freak accident and have the ship go down (think Titanic). Due to my extreme wit and intelligence, I would survive this catastrophe just to find myself amidst a school of angry giant jellyfish. As they stung me to death and I floated to the bottom of the ocean, all I would be able to think is how beautiful the jellyfish are. Awesome, huh!

Well, if you made it through this post and still consider yourself my friend, then thanks for putting up with my weirdness! I tag (dun dunna dun!) Jer, Kamie, Ashley, Ben, Missy, Nathan, and Mallory!